Smart Aleck Kid

We have a nice sheen of ice on the ground now, and as we were walking to the car after ballet class last night, I was carrying Emmy and all our stuff, and I didn’t have a free hand to hold on to Lily. So here she is, jumping and hopping and running along as usual, and I’m yelling at her to walk carefully so she doesn’t slip and fall. On one hand, I’m terrified that she’ll fall and hurt herself, but on the other hand, she’s telling me the whole time that she’s not going to fall so I think, if she does fall, it serves her right. Bad mommy! Fortunately, we somehow got to the car without her falling.

This morning, Lily was working at her “workshop,” a little lap desk where she draws and does her crafts, and she shouts, “Where are my stupid scissors?” They were right where they belonged. It’s true; the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I Just Can’t Stop…

  1. licking the beaters even though there are raw eggs in the batter.
  2. blowing on my kids’ food to cool it down, even though their dentist said I would pass along my germs and give them cavities. (Hasn’t happened yet!)
  3. checking on my kids at night to make sure they are still breathing. (They always are.)
  4. checking my email throughout the day, even though I know I won’t have anything but junk mail.
  5. eating a bowl of ice cream before I go to bed, even in the dead of winter. Think of all the weight I could lose!
  6. worrying about something. I can always make up something, even if there’s absolutely nothing to worry about. I drive my husband crazy.
  7. spying on my neighbors and making up stories about them. It’s more entertaining than “reality” TV.
  8. reading the comics in the newspaper. I’m addicted to Brenda Starr Reporter.

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