Predictability

At 8:10 a.m. every Monday morning, I hear the “Monday Morning Beep”. I have no idea where it’s coming from; I suspect it’s the lightning detector in the field by our elementary school. Without fail, the beep sounds every single Monday morning at exactly 8:10.

Every day at 8:30 a.m. I take my daughters to school. Every day, I see my neighbor walking down our block at 8:45 a.m. to go to nine o’clock Mass. The mail comes at 3:15 p.m., I leave the house to pick up the girls at 3:20, and the dismissal bell rings at exactly 3:30 p.m.

Children and cats are unpredictable. Yet both thrive on predictability. If a child’s routine is different, their behavior might change…for the worse. Temper tantrums erupt. My brother’s cat routinely expects a clean litter box and if it is not clean, she pees in the bathroom sink, predictably forcing my brother to clean the litter box.

Some people go out of their way to be unpredictable. They hate a predictable life. And isn’t that, in a way, predictable?

One of my favorite movies is Mary Poppins. I still love watching it. I crack up every time Ellen, the Banks’ maid, yells “Posts, everyone!” and everyone runs to hold onto vases, a lamp, shelves and the fish bowl. And then BOOM! The Admiral shoots off his cannon. Every night at the exact. same. time. Bert tells us at the beginning of the movie, “What he’s famous for is punctuality. The whole world takes its time from Greenwich, but Greenwich, they say, takes its time from Admiral Boom.”

Even though predictability seems boring, somehow it knits our lives together. It keeps time secure and in place. It helps us make sense out of our world.

This November, this month of blogging every day, I’ve tried to become predictable and publish a post shortly after midnight. Whether it’s long or short, whether I feel it’s ready to be read publicly or not, I click “publish”.

Here goes.

Are you predictable?

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Late Night Sounds

Lately I’ve been staying up late, working on blog posts for NaBloPoMo. Just me in front of the glowing computer screen, trying to “type my heart out.” The house is quiet, the kids and hubby are asleep. After I schedule the next day’s post, I shut down the computer and go around the house, making sure lights are off and doors are locked before I head off to bed.

Friday night, I just finished writing “Little Moments“. As I headed for the dark kitchen, I heard claws scrambling on the kitchen floor and saw a small shadow dash for the hole at the base of the dishwasher.

I flipped on the switch and freaked out in my head. I didn’t want to wake the kids. I was tempted to run upstairs and wake Ed, but he had to get up early the next morning for work. So I froze.

Seriously, I’m not the kind of woman who will stand on a chair and scream “EEK!” although at that moment I sure felt like it. That mouse was somewhere in the house, and I didn’t like it one bit. But there was nothing I could do about it. So I went to bed. And proceeded not to go to sleep. And when I finally did go to sleep, I had bad dreams about mice.

I think mice are really, really cute. But…even though they are cute, they just can’t be in the house! So I set some mousetraps where I knew the mouse had gotten in…the crawlspace right behind the kitchen sink. (Lily and Emmy wanted to lure the mouse back outside with the peanut butter jar. They strongly protested against the mousetraps!) I buy the kind of mousetraps that the mouse crawls into to get the bait, and then the trap snaps shut, kills the mouse, and then you can just throw the trap away without even seeing the dead mouse. Somehow that kind of trap seems to sanitize the whole mouse killing concept. It hides that fact that I killed a mouse. Which is good. (For me, not the mouse.)

The next night, that mouse was caught. And so ends our weekend mouse drama…but I still am keeping the mousetraps set up, just in case.

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