A Tall Tale {Spin Cycle}

The dance rehearsal was interrupted mid-Tango when a crazed delivery man wearing a tan uniform burst out of the rear room, carrying an awkward bundle. He raced toward the door, followed by a middle-aged woman with a tape-measure strung around her neck like an anorexic scarf. “Top! Top!” she yelled. Her lips were pressed together, holding straight pins. They dangled from her mouth, just as a PI’s half-smoked cigarettes dangle from his mouth as he gabs on the phone, feet propped up on the desk.

I instantly sprang into action, shouting, “Call the police!” as I two-stepped it out the door. Out on the street I looked left, then right, and spotted the man in tan slamming the door on a double-parked delivery van. The chase was on. I leaped onto the rear bumper and grabbed the door handles. As the truck veered into traffic, I swung myself up to the roof, limber as a cat. “Being a dancer has unexpected advantages,” I thought, and I flattened myself against the warm metal. The truck lumbered along, the driver unaware of me, a debonair stowaway.

I inched my way forward, up to the cab. I swung my feet into the open passenger window and gracefully descended into the seat. I found myself face-to-face with the startled thief. “Wanna rumba?” I growled as I forced him off the road and up an embankment. A squad car pulled up, lights flashing, and officers pulled the man in tan from the van to question him.

A reporter arrived soon after, and I flashed her a smile as I revealed my prize–the costume designer’s coveted sewing machine. Why the man in tan wanted it, I could not say.

“And you are?” the reporter asked.

“I’m Stan.” I replied.

 
Tell us a Tall Tale of your own and link it up here or at Second Blooming. Anything goes this week on the Spin Cycle! Stop by on Monday to see what next week’s Spin Cycle prompt will be.

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The Perfect Day {Tuesday Ten}

Perfect days don’t happen very often, if at all. What would it take to make a perfect day?

10. My perfect day would start by waking up with my husband next to me. On a normal morning, he leaves the house by 6 and I’m usually still in bed. Most mornings I don’t even see Ed! We’d start the day with a bottomless pot of coffee. Strong, black, wakes me up and yet doesn’t give me the jitters. The sun would be streaming into our kitchen and we could enjoy our coffee and the newspaper on the patio.

9. The kids would sleep in really late and not get up at 6:00 like they do now.

8. I would NOT get breakfast in bed. If you ever saw my breakfast in bed on my birthday and Mother’s Day, you would understand why. Breakfast in bed is such a sweet gesture by my children, but it’s so impractical and usually involves dry toast.

7. I would NOT have to pack school lunches. This is important. I’m sick of packing lunches!

6. I would have time to read a book. All. by. myself.

5. My perfect day would be filled creating wonderful things; I would be able to finish my quilt; write my book; paint my bathroom…and all my projects would get finished!

4. I would have my favorite lunch (I’m not sure what that would be, but it would be really fabulous and made by someone else) and the someone that made my lunch would also wash the dishes.

3. Have you noticed that my perfect day seems to be at my own house doing my own things? Of course, the perfect day would also be a fun-filled day with my family, having an outdoor adventure similar to our Grand Canyon adventure or our Alaskan adventure.

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One of our family adventures.

2. A perfect day also includes 3 square meals, so a steak dinner like the one my husband and I had at Fleming’s would not be out of order.

1. I’d end the perfect day the way I began it; with my husband next to me.

Tuesday Ten is hosted by Lisa from The Golden Spoons and Rabia from The Liebers, and they wanted to know what a perfect day would look like. Visit their blogs for more Tuesday Ten!

What would make your day perfect?

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This perfect day may also fit the description of a Tall Tale! We’re spinning Tall Tales on the Spin Cycle this week; write a tall tale of your own and link it up any day this week to the Spin Cycle, co-hosted by Gretchen and myself! Click here for details.