Cold Snap

Yesterday, I was teaching Lily negative numbers. We were in the van, and looking at the outside temperature display. We started at 38 degrees in the garage, and then as we drove it went down to 17 degrees, 11 degrees…2 degrees, 0 degrees, and finally stopped at -4 degrees. Brr!

My cousin in Alaska reports that when you spit and it’s -30, it freezes before it hits the ground. When you blow bubbles they freeze mid-air. She sent me a picture of what -20 looks like. She had to wait until it was light outside to take it…at 10:00 a.m.

This morning, Ed spit in the parking lot when he got to work at 6:30–but it didn’t freeze that quickly. It was only -14 degrees.

I don’t dread these sub-zero temperatures like I used to. When I was living alone in a garden level apartment (sounds fancy, doesn’t it? It was a basement.) I drove a silver 1988 Buick Skyhawk. I loved that car. Only thing was, it didn’t start when it was cold. So I resorted to some pretty strange strategies to make sure I was able to get to work the next morning. When you’re a teacher, being late is a bad thing. Unsupervised eight-year-olds running around? That’s just not good.

I put a warm, toasty wool blanket under the hood overnight. I had to tape a note to the steering wheel so I wouldn’t forget and destroy the engine when I started it.

I would set my alarm for 2:00 a.m. and drive my car around town for 15 minutes. The streets were pretty deserted at that time of night.

I finally had a block heater installed in the Buick, and ran a really long extension cord from my window to the car. On the coldest nights of the year I had my window cracked with a towel stuffed in it. I wonder what people thought when they saw this bright orange cord running from my window to the parking lot! Probably along the lines of “crazy lives there.”

And that’s why I don’t dread these cold nights like I used to. I know, you’re still thinking “crazy lives there!”

Holiday Rant

STOP coming up to my children and telling them about Santa. We Don’t Do Santa! Yes, I understand that my children are unbelievably cute, and you just want to talk to them, even if you spot us in the grocery store and don’t know us from Adam. But please, DON’T tell them Santa is coming! Don’t tell them if they’re not good, Santa won’t bring them any presents. Don’t ask them what Santa brought them for Christmas!

I don’t mind if you chose to let your children believe in Santa, really! And I’ll try my best to teach my children to keep their mouths shut about Santa. I know I spilled the beans to classmates in the second grade about Santa and the Easter Bunny, and I feel a tiny bit bad about that. My parents raised us without Santa, and we intend to do the same for my children.

What about the magic of Santa? The childhood wonder of Christmas? If you burst into flame over religious talk, you can stop reading now.

Imagine the sky full of stars. A starry blanket; a real Milky Way because there are no street lights, house lights, or headlights from the highways to lighten the sky. Then imagine the brightest star of all, over a stable in Bethlehem. The baby Jesus, sent to earth as a baby for us, is the Magic of Christmas. And that’s what I want my children to know and anticipate when it’s Christmas time. That is a childhood wonder that can last into adulthood, and into to our old age. Be good, for goodness sake, but not for Santa. Be good because God so loved us that He sent His only Beloved Son to us and for us. And so we should follow His example and love others. We’re not always good at this whole love thing, but we can give it our best shot.